Happy Gibberish Day!

Hi John,
This is Nigel calling from Sales Software 2.0.
We’ve created a unique AI solution that works with big data at a systems level to suggest the best methodology to use in your cloud CRM.
We do this by using distributed geometric parallel processing. Our system is really unique as it runs at 10 petaflops on Linux. We can achieve this as a we use Object Oriented frameworks, GPU accelerated computing combined with local caching.
We’ve worked with companies like IBM, SpaceX and Dairy Queen to boost their sales operational throughput by an order of magnitude.
I thought you’d interested. Can we set up a time for a demo?
Happy Gibberish Day!
Today, September 20, is apparently National Gibberish Day, so it seems like a good time to surface this classic point about how your describe your company and products to your prospects–or indeed to anyone that asks “what do you do?”
I’ve worked with a lot of technology companies